I have a video of that last one somewhere, and if I could find it, I would’ve totally posted it for your amusement. receive pats on the back and general merriment tossed in my direction.
hold string (and belly) up, then use other hand to “cut” the string, and drop belly. do this four or five times to really get the crowd rolling. lift string and move belly to coincide with it. Picture it: Me, 8.5 months pregnant with a basketball in my stomach. I’m not kidding when I say wherever I went my husband or mother-in-law would drag me around like a circus side show and make me show everyone who would stop long enough to watch. Lastly, and the one that is a sorry excuse for a talent, but I was grasping at straws here, is my pregnant magic trick. I also know that I just lost probably a solid 40% of you by talking about feet. All I know is if my toes can fit around it, I can pick it up. Now, I don’t know if everyone can do this or if my family is exceptionally gifted (snort) in this aspect. I’ll guess what you’re wearing or the size you should actually be in. Moral of the story: next time I see you, ask me to guess your size. Guess mine.” Me: *mouth opens and closes* *eyes pop out* “How…how did you know about that?!” Apparently word of my talent got around. The following day at the signing, my editor from an entirely different publisher walked up to my table and said, “I heard about your talent. *sunglasses emoji* You think that’s where the story would end, right? NOT SO, FRIEND. I then proceeded to correctly guess everyone who wanted me to. Last year at the RT convention, I was at a publisher’s party, sitting around and chatting with some lovely women, when my talent came up. And, if I’m being honest, that’s probably more like 99% of the time. I can accurately guess a woman’s correct bra size 90% of the time. It took me a while to think of things for this-and one is kind of a cheat since I could only do it for a grand total of 18 months out of my whole life-but I got a few down.įirst, and probably most notable, is my boob talent. Hey everyone! This week for the Spring #ListifyLife challenge it’s all about the weird skills or talents you have.
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